I over-plucked one of my eyebrows last week.
It’s driving me fuggin nuts. I keep on raising it when I talk to people hoping that they won’t notice. Hopefully I just look inquisitive/thoughtful. (I doubt it) Best example I could find of my current...
View ArticleIf a stranger walked into my apartment right now…
They would probably think that I have a weird thing for rabbits: Though,I suppose, I would have bigger issues in that situation.
View ArticleI love my mom
That is all (I have to say, not all that I love. I love a lot of people/things/activities/TV shows).
View ArticleFact: I have officially rejected the Spanish language
Just got back from Cabo and I did not speak a single sentence in Spanish. Took it from the ages of 5-19. Science should be done on me. (Genuinely just tried to type this out in Spanish – Couldn’t do...
View ArticleConfession: I took advantage of a friend
So I could make a ridiculously legitimate Christian Pop album cover. I caught her in a moment of profound self-reflection (she was ignoring me and staring out of the Mexican cab window into the vast...
View ArticleI really want a snake…
Last night I met the sweetest stripper’s snake (both stripper and snake were very sweet) Then we fell madly in love (the snake and I) I just don’t want to be that weird chick with the snake.. (already...
View ArticleMy bad…
I forgot to tidy up before my cleaning lady came in today: Had a fun time trying to casually bring up the dining room chair in my bathroom and explain it as if it weren’t weird. Definitely only made...
View ArticleLooking back on Cabo…
…I am very impressed by 2 things… 1) The extreme luxury of vacationers (yacht water slide, woOoOoo!): 2) The Viagra advertisements (supahh clever/mmmgross): …. & the Italian food deserves an...
View ArticleI’ve officially decided on a Quarter Life Trip (QLT) to Africa:
I’M GOING TO… Cage dive with great whites in Cape Town Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Go on safari in Tanzania (location not set in stone) Relax in the Maldives Volunteer in Malawi Visit the Giraffe Manor...
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